what do people gain from defending massive corporations like do yall think the ghost of steve jobs is going to descend into your lap and sweetly suck your nuts or do you just do it for fun. what gives
a scribbly wibbly funhaus nap
Every horse movie
Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm*
Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory”
Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all”
Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm”
*cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out*
Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show”
Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way"
Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”
i lose my shit at this post every time
list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today
so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there
looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy
there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror
hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody
you recognized it
the calm before the storm
this caption has no business being that funny
All born deaf people at some point in their life had someone explain to them that farts make noise
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, I live here alone.”
Landlord: “Ah, homosexual. Figured. I live in the apartment under you.”
Me: 😳
me: jsut send a normal text with no keysmashes just send a text w no keysmashes just send a
someone: hey
me: WSKJDFHB hi